Favorite films

  • Jackass: The Movie
  • Jackass Number Two
  • Jackass 3D
  • Citizen Kane

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  • Eyes Wide Shut

    ★★★★★

  • Morbius

    ★½

  • A Scanner Darkly

    ★★★½

  • Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

    ★½

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  • Eyes Wide Shut

    Eyes Wide Shut

    ★★★★★

    I just worked in dubai for a couple weeks and didn’t realize the UAE blocked all porn sites. didn’t really matter because our hotel internet couldn’t play video. All this to say I had a rip of Eyes Wide Shut on my hard drive and when the orgy scene started there was a moment where I was like “huh. could I?” (I did not)

  • Morbius

    Morbius

    ★½

    don’t waste Jared Harris like that

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  • Cats

    Cats

    ½

    I kept thinking how funny it would be if I killed myself in the middle of the showing so I whispered to my girlfriend, “you know what would be funny right now?” And she said, “If you killed yourself?”

  • Avatar

    Avatar

    ★★

    Through a biotech miracle, a white guy gets to have dreads