Favorite films

  • Jackass: The Movie
  • Jackass Number Two
  • Jackass 3D
  • Citizen Kane

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  • Crimes of the Future


  • Men

  • The Woman in Black


  • Mad God


Recent reviews

  • Crimes of the Future

    Crimes of the Future


    Mr. McGuire: I want to say two words to you. Just two words.
    Benjamin: Yes, sir.
    Mr. McGuire: Are you listening?
    Benjamin: Yes, I am.
    Mr. McGuire: Eat Plastics

  • Men


    Wild about the digital cinematography here. About 99% of everything is shot on video, and 99.99% of the time there's an attempt to make it look like film (lens choice, raise the black level, minor desaturation, etc.) Men had the complete opposite approach: absolutely insane colors, and a wild amounts of detail pulled into very dark areas - which I thought was perfect for a faerie-tale that turns into a Giallo.

    I liked the long lenses shot wide open for…

Popular reviews

  • Cats



    I kept thinking how funny it would be if I killed myself in the middle of the showing so I whispered to my girlfriend, “you know what would be funny right now?” And she said, “If you killed yourself?”

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    Through a biotech miracle, a white guy gets to have dreads