Favorite films

  • Jackass: The Movie
  • Jackass Number Two
  • Jackass 3D
  • Citizen Kane

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  • Ready Player One

  • Throw Down

    ★★★½

  • The Swimming Pool

    ★★★★½

  • The Last Duel

    ★★★½

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  • Ready Player One

    Ready Player One

    kind of feels like a funeral for fun summer blockbusters. like they died and everyone they’d ever met showed up

  • Throw Down

    Throw Down

    ★★★½

    back room gambling looks much more fun in Hong Kong. poker is too repetitive, i want to play the game that’s just a huge pile of hexagonal dominoes you slosh around

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  • Cats

    Cats

    ½

    I kept thinking how funny it would be if I killed myself in the middle of the showing so I whispered to my girlfriend, “you know what would be funny right now?” And she said, “If you killed yourself?”

  • Die Another Day

    Die Another Day

    wow, first thing that happens is James Bond walks into frame and fires his gun at me, the viewer. I have never felt so disrespected in my entire life and expect better from a man wearing a tuxedo. One star.