Magic isn’t the real fantasy of Harry Potter, it’s waking up one day to find out that you’re:
Famous
Rich (all the inherited gold in gringotts)
The star quarterback (quidditch seeker)
Own a sick car (Nimbus 2000)
Have a secret admirer (invisibility cloak)
get to cancel someone for being problematic (Killing white professor who wears turban)

if you were a woman cast in a Tarantino movie and he didn’t do a close up on your feet, it would be a slap in the face. glad he was able to include everybody

I kept thinking how funny it would be if I killed myself in the middle of the showing so I whispered to my girlfriend, “you know what would be funny right now?” And she said, “If you killed yourself?”

wow, first thing that happens is James Bond walks into frame and fires his gun at me, the viewer. I have never felt so disrespected in my entire life and expect better from a man wearing a tuxedo. One star.