Alexander ★½

Just insanely funny that every actor is doing their own accent. Anthony Hopkins went full Shakespeare “thea-ater” British. Colin Farrel mumbles Irishly. Angelina Jolie does a mix of Leeloo from The 5th Element, and one of Tony Soprano’s goomahs.
But I love that If you gave Oliver Stone a banana instead of a baseball bat he’d still try to hit a home run with it.