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  • Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara
  • The Dark Knight
  • The Lion King
  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

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  • Sarkaru Vaari Paata

    ★½

  • The Rainmaker

    ★★★½

  • Karan Arjun

    ★★½

  • Pardes

    ★★

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  • Sarkaru Vaari Paata

    Sarkaru Vaari Paata

    ★½

    They say time you enjoy wasting is not time wasted. This certainly was time wasted because I’m certain I spent more time watching this movie than its makers did on all stages of production combined.

  • Karan Arjun

    Karan Arjun

    ★★½

    This was so campy, dumb and fun to watch while on a break from work and yes, Salman Khan’s physique in this film is the peak male form.

    I’m turning into an uncle, am I not? *shudders*

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  • Sooryavanshi

    Sooryavanshi

    ★½

    Who needs crackers on Diwali for noise pollution when you have Rohit Shetty’s Sooryavanshi?

    Loud, bombastic, jingoistic, brainless, barbaric propaganda balderdash plagued by irritating background music, forcefully shoehorned communal rhetoric disguised as a plea for a nationalist sentiment forging harmony, terrible writing with an utter disregard for nuance, cringeworthy attempts at humour, tonal inconsistencies, and Katrina Kaif’s performance (if we can call it that).

    Unsurprisingly, it feeds into the idea that the only true Indian Muslim is the one who…

  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★½

    "I am vengeance.”

    I am biased towards Batman. It doesn't matter how the movie is, the character is always going to get an extra half-star from me. That's just the rule of cinema. I didn't make them and I don't intend on breaking this one yet.

    The Batman brings Batman back on the big screen and boy oh boy is he in a full doomer space. A bold red all-caps title that hits the viewer by covering an entirely black…