Favorite films

  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • Jurassic Park
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  • Gangs of New York

Recent activity

  • Xanadu

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  • 13 Going on 30


  • RRR


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • The Northman

    The Northman


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Nicole Kidman, in my AMC Theater approximately two hours before being stabbed in the heart by her own son: somehow heartbreak feels good in a place like this.

    But no joke this was very good. I love how Robert Eggers just lets history and mythology play out as though everything is very very real. I love that he relishes in the rituals to a point where what’s happening on screen isn’t weird so much as it just feels like something people actually did. I don’t know how historically accurate these portrayals are but it certainly feels historically accurate.

  • Christmas Crush

    Christmas Crush

    The jock in this looks like Brett Kavanaugh and the rest was downhill from there.