Space Jam: A New Legacy

Space Jam: A New Legacy ½

A revolting regurgitation of beloved franchises with their hearts ripped out and stomped on by a self-obsessed studio and star sucking each other off. A soulless amalgamation of Warner Brothers IPs barfed out by a literal algorithm. The Emoji Movie has been found dead in a ditch, usurped as the most insipid, insultingly blatant advertisement-as-movie by the cataclysmic horror of this absolute abomination. It's so easy to say it's just a kids movie and look the other way, but this unequivocally indicates how far we've fallen. This is the apocalypse. We lost.

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