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Sometimes I Think About Dying 2023
Languidly paced movie where nothing happens for long stretches of time, in an attempt to be a character study about a woman who is introverted, probably depressed, and let's say "neurodivergent" (since I don't know how to diagnose autism, but she comes across as on the spectrum). I read through reviews and saw that so many people on here are connecting with her, but I found that the movie couldn't really explore introversion or depression in a meaningful way, because…
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Love in the Afternoon 1972
Pretty insightful at the beginning, but ends up going down some pretty familiar territory. I do really enjoy Rohmer's work and found this pretty watchable, it just didn't leave me with anything that makes me think this is a must-watch.
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Her Smell 2018
Ya so this was a strange experience. The director came out after the film and made a joke that the film was designed to get Elizabeth Moss a role as the Joker in the next Batman movie, and while he may have been joking, there is some truth to that. The reason you need to see this movie is for Elizabeth Moss' unhinged performance as a self-destructive rockstar. What saddens me is that Lady Gaga will probably be the one…
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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 2017
Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 2 (2017) – James Gunn (obviously)
*NO SPOILERS AT ALL*
In case anyone doesn’t want to read this 1600 word review that’s basically an essay, I’ll just say I loved the movie and to go see it. If you are interested in why I gave the movie a high A grade, then read on.
So, it has come to my attention that a significant portion of my peers are claiming that Guardians of the Galaxy…