Sigh. I genuinely like the first Transformers. We're a long way from that now.
This is the first Bay film where I've ever been spatially confused. It's a routine allegation I've never found true. The opening 12 minutes of Bad Boys II spin through about 10 locations offloading plot as they go, and it's never unclear. Whereas here, there's quite a few, "wait, where the fuck am I?" moments. This is the first time I've seen the Bay most people…