Favorite films

  • Heathers
  • The Big Lebowski
  • Rosemary's Baby
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Recent activity

  • Dream Scenario


  • Auntie Mame


  • Anna and the Apocalypse


  • El sabor de la Navidad


Pinned reviews

  • Actual People

    Actual People


    I definitely should not think too much about why these movies about people trying to figure out what to do with their lives after college speak so deeply to me at age 43.

  • Peppermint



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Pitch: Having escaped from police custody, Riley North is determined to continue pursuing justice by tracking down the cartel bosses who supplied drugs to Diego Garcia, and whose business interests are responsible for her family's murder. Meanwhile, accountant Chris Wolff has been hired by the cartel to look into the theft of their drug shipments by Diego Garcia, for which Riley North was really responsible. As Riley closes in on the cartel and Chris closes in on Riley, the stage is set for ...

    Peppermint vs. The Accountant

Recent reviews

  • Dream Scenario

    Dream Scenario


    This really tanks hard once it gets to the cancel culture stuff. I thought that part would be more allegorical, but no, it's just a bunch of recycled social media talking points that come across as especially disingenuous when applied to this metaphysical situation. The first half is a lot of unfocused weirdness, but at least it's entertaining and unpredictable. The final act is like a Daily Wire version of a Charlie Kaufman movie.

  • Auntie Mame

    Auntie Mame


    This is a whole lot of too much, and it really wore me out long before it ended. I've only seen Rosalind Russell in a handful of 1930s/1940s roles, and this is like all of her performances from that era added together. It's both stagey in its presentation and sitcom-like in its episodic structure, and it eventually just collapses, although there's some enjoyable wit along the way. I'm not entirely anti-Mame but I wouldn't say I'm exactly pro-Mame either.

Popular reviews

  • Lightyear



    Apparently Andy had shitty taste in movies.

  • The Vault

    The Vault


    Before committing a heist, I too like to Google "most secure vault in the world."