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Loops upon loops of slimy conventions and clichés - a never-ending High-Gothic stream. Crypts, churches, graveyards, coffins, secret passages, the occult, catholicism, hallways seemingly made out of crosses, decapitated jesus statues, underground water-fountains/voids destined for the eternal - As Stefon would say, this movie has *everything*. And that's not even counting the nuns, of which there are all kinds, like those 'Everyone is a Santa' parades only seeped in black goo and ancient screams. But the key to this…

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Setting: Marvel Board Meeting

Kevin: "And then I said, we already put in 3 end-credits scenes, how about 2 more?!?"

*eruptive laughter*

Marvel Exec #2: "You're such a card, Kevin."

Kevin: "These movies don't make themselves!"

Marvel Exec #3: "Well I mean they kinda do. That's why we installed that conveyer belt in northern Idaho and everything."

Kevin: "You got me there!"

*Meeting Room door opens*

Kevin: "Well look who it is, our crazy director intern, come in James."…