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There's a whole candy-basket's worth of problems with this thing - that goshdarned mask looking like it came out of a airtight vacuum storage bag, the unnecessary revelation seemingly stolen from a dreary soap-opera, the switch from 'committed and nervous' Dr. Loomis to 'batshit lunatic' Dr. Loomis, Jamie Lee's bad hair day, and some of Rosenthal's rip-off Carpenter styling etc. It's a slasher sequel, obviously, but in spite of all that, it has its own monumental feel - a…

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Setting: Marvel Board Meeting

Kevin: "And then I said, we already put in 3 end-credits scenes, how about 2 more?!?"

*eruptive laughter*

Marvel Exec #2: "You're such a card, Kevin."

Kevin: "These movies don't make themselves!"

Marvel Exec #3: "Well I mean they kinda do. That's why we installed that conveyer belt in northern Idaho and everything."

Kevin: "You got me there!"

*Meeting Room door opens*

Kevin: "Well look who it is, our crazy director intern, come in James."…