100
Me before my second viewing of The Florida Project: "I probably won't cry this time."
Me after my second viewing of The Florida Project: "THE ENTIRETY OF MY FEELINGS HAVE MELTED AND GONE INTO MY SOCKS!"
Really responded to the spatial maneuverings this time around - how around every corner is an adventure and a surprise, even though it may be a horrifying sight.
67
Truly a strange beast. Conforms to its genre just enough for the goofs and overt comedic elements to click. Had a lot of fun, although it's so much like bubble gum it gives me a cavity - simple, delicious, disposable. Save it for a Friday night.
15/100
Me: Hi, I'd like one ticket for Warcraft please.
Ticket guy: Did you bring your strategy guide?
Me: Wait, what?
Ticket guy: Have you played The Burning Crusade and Wrath of The lich King?
Me: Waitwaitwait...slow down.
Ticket guy: What about Cataclysm, Mists of Pandaria, and Warlords of Draenor?
Me: I don't even know what a Draenor is.
Ticket guy: Are you excited for Legion?
Me: Is that based on the demon movie with Dennis Quaid?
*Ticket guy sighs, rips ticket, and points the way towards the auditorium*
Ticket guy: Good luck.
87
Setting: Marvel Board Meeting
Kevin: "And then I said, we already put in 3 end-credits scenes, how about 2 more?!?"
*eruptive laughter*
Marvel Exec #2: "You're such a card, Kevin."
Kevin: "These movies don't make themselves!"
Marvel Exec #3: "Well I mean they kinda do. That's why we installed that conveyer belt in northern Idaho and everything."
Kevin: "You got me there!"
*Meeting Room door opens*
Kevin: "Well look who it is, our crazy director intern, come in James."…
