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  • The Post

    The Post



    Among the barrage of bad wigs and the 'name that character actor' ensemble game is an unwavering exemplification of a master artist operating with a set of 40-year-old tools. From the CCR needle-drop, practically announcing its Vietnam depiction as public perception, The Post mythologizes the discovery of truth in the ongoing process of journalistic decay. This is Steven Spielberg's first Western: a last-stand along a dusty, war-torn road which has already lost its fight against capital and corruption. Akin…

  • Phantom Thread

    Phantom Thread


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.


    My dearest Mama,

    Apologies for my inquiries being fruitless as of late. Many tasks have been on my mind since my illness and, against all odds, a simple night off from work put me five places behind. It's not that you aren't here. Your shadow clings to the walls, shimmies into every gown, lingers along the floorboards - I know you watch Cyril and I. The door opens frequently enough on its own to provide a larger dose of…

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  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2



    Setting: Marvel Board Meeting

    Kevin: "And then I said, we already put in 3 end-credits scenes, how about 2 more?!?"

    *eruptive laughter*

    Marvel Exec #2: "You're such a card, Kevin."

    Kevin: "These movies don't make themselves!"

    Marvel Exec #3: "Well I mean they kinda do. That's why we installed that conveyer belt in northern Idaho and everything."

    Kevin: "You got me there!"

    *Meeting Room door opens*

    Kevin: "Well look who it is, our crazy director intern, come in James."…

  • Warcraft



    Me: Hi, I'd like one ticket for Warcraft please.

    Ticket guy: Did you bring your strategy guide?

    Me: Wait, what?

    Ticket guy: Have you played The Burning Crusade and Wrath of The lich King?

    Me: Waitwaitwait...slow down.

    Ticket guy: What about Cataclysm, Mists of Pandaria, and Warlords of Draenor?

    Me: I don't even know what a Draenor is.

    Ticket guy: Are you excited for Legion?

    Me: Is that based on the demon movie with Dennis Quaid?

    *Ticket guy sighs, rips ticket, and points the way towards the auditorium*

    Ticket guy: Good luck.