Frozen Fever

Frozen Fever ½

This animated short, attached to Kenneth Branagh's Cinderella, is quite simply, utter bullshit. Without any sense of attachment or any interesting plotline, Disney makes the little kids in the audience giggle at creepy snowman larvae. FUCKING SNOWMAN LARVAE. A soulless cash-grab to the maximum, not even Olaf can save this short from falling into the darkest depths of tedious animation.

I'm done. Disney Animation, go home, take care of your fever, and come back when you're healthy. And if I see one more FUCKING SNOWMAN LARVAE, I'm going to flip my shit. Fuck this.

Please see Cinderella though, just arrive late so you don't have to witness this moldy pile of garbage.

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