21 Jump Street ★★★★★

"You want me to beat your dick off? I'll beat your dick off with both hands, let's go!"

"Hey! Stop fucking with Korean Jesus! He ain't got time for your problems! He busy with Korean shit!"

"One particle of unobtanium has a nuclear reaction with a flux capacitor, carry the two, changing its atomic isotope into a radioactive spider. Fuck you science!"

"You know what they do to handsome guys like me in prison? It rhymes with grape!"

If any of those quotes don't convince you to see the funniest movie you'll see this year, I don't know what will.
I think I'm starting to fall in love with this film.

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