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Sean O'Connor’s review published on Letterboxd:
This review may contain spoilers.
A steaming dino turd of a movie. An off key cover band playing all your favorite moments from past films with no inspiration, excitement or tension. A fossil of it's former self.
Jeff Goldblum is the main redeeming quality. He understood the assignment, and seems to be just reacting to the chaos in the movie off the cuff.
That they thought the big sendoff the the trilogy should be fighting the minorest of characters turner evil Tim Cook and his legion of Monsanto locusts is just baffling.