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  • Piranha, Piranha

    Piranha, Piranha

    Not a horror movie like I thought it was, but it does deliver the horror of excruciating boredom.

  • The Lawnmower Man

    The Lawnmower Man


    I know five stars is kinda ridiculous, but I love this movie and I don't give a shit.

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  • Evilspeak



    2016 ABC Horror Challenge

    E is for Evilspeak

    Evilspeak dares to ask the big questions we'd all like the answers to. Y'know, stuff like "How do you confront a bully?" "Is there a good excuse for being late to class?" and "What are the keys to the kingdom of Satan's magic?"

    This movie is super fun, a totally '80s romp about Satan, soccer, and a computer ready and willing to help our hero perform a black mass. How can I…

  • Total Recall

    Total Recall


    Basically the greatest movie ever made. Move over Citizen Kane.