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  • Black Candles

    Black Candles


    I was led to believe Black Candles was a sleazy Satanic movie with goat fucking, and it is a sleazy Satanic movie with goat fucking, but it's a well-made sleazy Satanic movie with goat fucking. Hail Satan!

  • The Dark Tower

    The Dark Tower


    As a massive fan of the books, I really enjoyed this. Idris is perfect as Roland, exactly as I imagined he would be when he was cast. The same goes for McConaughey.

    I feel like newcomers wouldn't take to it quite so well. It's super dense with little details of the world constantly coming at you (unlike the slow unfurl of the world and its nature in the books). I don't know how else you'd do it without strictly adhering…

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  • Total Recall

    Total Recall


    Basically the greatest movie ever made. Move over Citizen Kane.

  • Evilspeak



    2016 ABC Horror Challenge

    E is for Evilspeak

    Evilspeak dares to ask the big questions we'd all like the answers to. Y'know, stuff like "How do you confront a bully?" "Is there a good excuse for being late to class?" and "What are the keys to the kingdom of Satan's magic?"

    This movie is super fun, a totally '80s romp about Satan, soccer, and a computer ready and willing to help our hero perform a black mass. How can I…