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  • Celeste & Jesse Forever

    Celeste & Jesse Forever


    rashida jones taking a massive hit out of that bong > seth rogen's entire filmography

  • First Man

    First Man


    i’m not operating on a lot of sleep right now so i dozed off (no movie really needs to be longer than 2 hours in my book, sorry) but overall a very solid oscar baity film, which is expected. see it in imax if you can. claire foy is phenomenal. also i’m pretty sure this means hidden figures takes place in the same universe????

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  • Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom


    when the guy from silence of the lambs called the veterinarian girl a β€œnasty woman” a white woman who definitely cried on election night cackled so hard it shook the theater

  • A Star Is Born

    A Star Is Born


    bold of bradley cooper to assume i cared about jackson maine/his and ally’s relationship for over 2 hours and wasn’t just there to stan over I’M OFF THE DEEP END, WATCH AS I DIVE IN, I’LL NEVER MEET THE GROUND