This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
this was magical. i too hope to be transformed into an underwater creature and live in the depths of the ocean with my true love in 2018
aaron sorkin: writes another script where characters literally rattle off dictionary definitions of words just to prove a point, can't direct to save his life, basically made the coding montage from social network into a two hour movie
jessica chastain: speaks sorkinese
me: I'M SOLD