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  • The Shape of Water

    The Shape of Water

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    this was magical. i too hope to be transformed into an underwater creature and live in the depths of the ocean with my true love in 2018

  • Molly's Game

    Molly's Game

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    aaron sorkin: writes another script where characters literally rattle off dictionary definitions of words just to prove a point, can't direct to save his life, basically made the coding montage from social network into a two hour movie

    jessica chastain: speaks sorkinese

    me: I'M SOLD

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  • mother!

    mother!

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    jennifer lawrence really read the script for mother! and said, "i wanna date the guy that wrote this"

  • Family Feud

    Family Feud

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    ava duvernay forcing me to start the new year completely bald is the only way i want to enter 2018