Favorite films

  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
  • The Grand Budapest Hotel
  • Before Sunrise
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Recent activity

  • Her


  • Top Gun: Maverick


  • Everything Everywhere All at Once


  • No Country for Old Men


Recent reviews

  • The Northman

    The Northman


    I’m beginning to suspect that Robbie has a thing for fart jokes.

  • The French Dispatch

    The French Dispatch


    A knowingly pretentious but expertly crafted ode to journalism and French cinema. Obviously the anthology format means that the movie as a whole can feel a bit disjointed but the overarching theme binds it all together pretty well. By no means my favorite of Wes’ films, but a giant *chef’s kiss* nonetheless.

Popular reviews

  • A Bug's Life

    A Bug's Life


    I like my children’s movies with a healthy serving of anti-capitalism.

  • Crime Scene: The Vanishing at the Cecil Hotel

    Crime Scene: The Vanishing at the Cecil Hotel


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    A giant waste of time. There were moments throughout where I was definitely sucked into the story, but at the end of the fourth episode when all of the facts are finally put on the table, you just feel like you’ve wasted 4 hours of your life on something that could have easily been boiled down to a 15 minute YouTube video...

    I feel like this documentary is just as much of a story about these so-called “web sleuths” going…