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  • A Nightmare on Elm Street
  • City of God
  • All That Jazz
  • Bonnie and Clyde

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  • Bullet Train

    ★★★★

  • A Nightmare on Elm Street

    ★★★★½

  • Tales from the Crypt

    ★★★★

  • Kiki's Delivery Service

    ★★★★

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  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★★

    The movie where somebody plays Clair De Lune on the piano with their feet because they have hot dogs for fingers is one of the most emotionally impacting movies I’ve ever seen. The world makes sense again!

    Oh my god this movie is absolutely bonkers yet emotional at the same exact time. I was hyped for this movie before the reviews came, and afterwords I was even more, and my expectations were high. Good god did this not disappoint at all.…

  • Us and Them

    Us and Them

    ★★★★★

    “Ian will always love Kelly.”

    Currently sobbing uncontrollably while I write this. I wish I had the words that could accurately describe how much this film impacts me on an emotional and personal level. I don’t have them, but I’ll try to convey them the best I can.

    This could be the perfect counter to Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, where that movie makes me want to forget people so the pain can go away and there won’t be…

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  • A Nightmare on Elm Street

    A Nightmare on Elm Street

    ★★★★½

    August Horror Hunt
    Day 2/31
    A film directed, written, produced, or starring Wes Craven.

    Wow what a classic. The kills in this movie were all amazing and classics. And I loved how despite being one of the most famous slashers ever, it has a surprisingly low kill count. And even though the ending is pretty bad, the rest of the movie makes up for it. Freddy is amazing, Nancy is smart as hell, Marge is a mess for literally no reason, it’s all great. Definitely a true classic of the horror genre.

  • Tales from the Crypt

    Tales from the Crypt

    ★★★★

    August Horror Hunt
    Day 1/31
    A film that turns 50 this year

    So I know that I’m a LITTLE late but whatever this movie kinda slapped. This anthology series was very twisted and dark and wow the characters are SHITTY people lmao. Each vignette was very different and good in their own special way. 
    Anyways here’s my ranking of each short.

    5. Blind Alleys
    This one just kinda bored me more than the rest. It just kinda was like oh…

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  • Nope

    Nope

    ★★★★

    Oh my god that could be one of the best second acts I’ve ever seen in my entire life. Jordan Peele is the absolute KING of modern suspense. 

    Also, being one of the first to see this film makes me kinda happy. I feel special tbh

  • Princess Mononoke

    Princess Mononoke

    ★★★★½

    Yeah this movie is amazing. With interesting characters, some gruesome imagery, and amazing themes about environmental protection, there’s a reason why people rate this among one of the top Ghibli movies. The PG-13 rating definitely helps this movie, as it adds an extra layer of brutality being able to show extra gore. This movie is definitely a major high for both Miyazaki and Ghibli as a whole.