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  • Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
  • Little Women
  • Brick
  • All That Jazz

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  • Blade Runner 2049

    ★★★★★

  • Blade Runner

    ★★★★½

  • Dune: Part Two

    ★★★★★

  • Dune

    ★★★★½

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  • Blade Runner 2049

    Blade Runner 2049

    ★★★★★

    “You’ve never seen a miracle,”

    Difficult to properly relay the melancholy this movie imbues me with. Just one of those singular, perfect things that I couldn’t fathom changing a thing about. 

    We are the stories we tell ourselves.

  • Blade Runner

    Blade Runner

    ★★★★½

    “It’s too bad she won’t live! But then again, who does?”

    There will never be another production design achievement as staggering as Blade Runner. Visually speaking, this is about as beautiful as the moving image is capable of being. An acidic neon portrait of a lonely world writhing just before its last gasp, filled with beings who veer closer to ghosts than they do people. Only memories of the color green exist anymore. 

    We’re all on borrowed time, so spend it wisely.

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  • Do the Right Thing

    Do the Right Thing

    ★★★★½

    It was hot today, it was hot yesterday, and it’s gonna be hot tomorrow. 

    And we’re all just so goddamned tired of this fucking heat.

  • Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark

    Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark

    ★½

    I did not care for this remake of ‘Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed’ at all.