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  • Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
  • Little Women
  • Brick
  • All That Jazz

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  • Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins

    ★½

  • The Princess

    ★★½

  • Black Panther

    ★★★

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★★½

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  • Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins

    Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins

    ★½

    The first half is one of the ugliest, poorly lit and poorly color-graded movies I’ve seen in recent memory. The second half, which inexplicably has no color grading issues, is one of the most boring movies I’ve seen in recent memory.

    Legitimately: how in the earthly fuck did anyone think they could make people give a shit about any of this whatsoever? A movie with no cool ideas, limp fight scenes, and contains basically no legitimately likable qualities technically or thematically.

  • The Princess

    The Princess

    ★★½

    A very long 90 minute movie

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  • Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark

    Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark

    ★½

    I did not care for this remake of ‘Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed’ at all.

  • Dominion: Prequel to The Exorcist

    Dominion: Prequel to The Exorcist

    ★½

    Paul Schrader: Racism is bad. So are Nazis.

    Me: Yes. Very good Paul.

    Paul Schrader: Imperialism, colonialism, and fascism are also all bad. 

    Me: Indeed they are but Paul-

    Paul Schrader: I should have a white man blatantly explain all of this in my film 

    Me: Paul that’s probably not-

    Paul Schrader: Let’s give the colonialists and fascists similar costumes. And the non English speaking black characters aren’t gonna have big speaking roles.

    Me: Don’t you think that might be…