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  • Roma

    Roma

    ★★★★

    I watched this in 70mm at the Alamo Drafthouse in Brooklyn. I had heard somewhere that Alfonso Cuarón had a housemaid as a kid, which inspired him to create this picture. 

    Black and white captures a simple plainness within situations that are unique, but possible. Panning and holding the camera for long takes intices the idea that the camera’s point of view is the audience and that we as an audience are following the family through their hardship. 

    Family is…

  • Glass

    Glass

    ★★★½

    “Just let him take a walk, man.”

    I saw this at the Alamo Drafthouse marathon of the three M. Night movies. Might be a drop biased because of the event, but whatever. I’m also tired, so get ready for a third grade writing level review.

    The acting was good. Everyone is well into their characters and it shows on screen. I hate Sarah Paulson’s character because I don’t like her fucking with the boys like that. The writing felt very…

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  • Miracle

    Miracle

    ★★★★★

    I watch this movie every night and can quote every scene soup to nuts. 

    AGAIN!

  • Split

    Split

    ★★★½

    *amazing dance scene*

    Movie was cash money fire. Movie was dumb as fuck. Movie was suspenseful.

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  • Eighth Grade

    Eighth Grade

    ★★★★★

    Eighth Grade Checklist:

    Stacking Crayola markers to make a tower ✔️
    Playing the national anthem in band ✔️
    Braces everywhere ✔️
    The hair down there” ✔️
    Dreamboat douchebag everyone crushes on ✔️
    Bitchy broads who suck ✔️
    Pool birthday parties ✔️

    Be sure to look out for Gabe, who is a mirror image of myself at that age. He can:

    Hold his breathe under water ✔️
    Gets all the dipping sauces ✔️
    Nervous to say anything ✔️

    You’re gonna fall…

  • Sorry to Bother You

    Sorry to Bother You

    ★★★★

    Armie Hammer rips a FAT LINE OF COKE. Danny Glover’s first line was “HEY YOUNGBLOOD”. Cash Green’s rap is WHACK!

    SORRY TO BOTHER YOU , but go see this movie! AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME STORY TELLING, MESSAGE, AND STRAIGHT JOKES!