She threw the damn dog off the side of the balloon and prayed the parachute would open. The dog doesn’t know how a parachute works and would be freaking the hell out of throw out of a hot air balloon.
Other than that, a nice watch.
Eighth Grade Checklist:
Stacking Crayola markers to make a tower ✔️
Playing the national anthem in band ✔️
Braces everywhere ✔️
“The hair down there” ✔️
Dreamboat douchebag everyone crushes on ✔️
Bitchy broads who suck ✔️
Pool birthday parties ✔️
Be sure to look out for Gabe, who is a mirror image of myself at that age. He can:
Hold his breathe under water ✔️
Gets all the dipping sauces ✔️
Nervous to say anything ✔️
You’re gonna fall…