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A24 is GOLD

15 films

Do I even need a description? My ranks based on what I’ve seen so far!

  • The Sisters Brothers
  • The Other Side of the Wind
  • Lean on Pete
  • Won't You Be My Neighbor?
  • Eighth Grade

2018 LOCKS OF THE CENTURY

50 films

I’m so horny, I’d take these movies out to dinner and bang (gotta ask my girlfriend first if it’s ok…

  • Father Figures
  • Why Him?
  • Valiant
  • Holmes & Watson

FUCK THESE MOVIES

4 films

#1 BEING THE FUCKING WORST THING YOUR EYES WILL SEE (WORSE THAN WALKING IN ON YOUR PARENTS)

  • Glass
  • Escape Room

2019 bang fest

2 films

Guess what? 2019 had a rocky start with Escape Room. Hopefully, it doesn’t stay that way.

  • GoodFellas
  • The Godfather
  • A Clockwork Orange
  • Eyes Wide Shut
  • Brazil

Personal Selection

12 films

Since 2009, I’ve been infatuated with movies. Comedies, Thrillers, Dramas - it’s my little escape from reality and an exploration…

  • Persona
  • Brazil
  • The Fisher King
  • Mulholland Drive
  • Pan's Labyrinth

Criterion Collection Films I’ve Seen

8 films

All unbelievable, and I’m NOT KIDDING!

  • Remember the Titans
  • Mystic River
  • Wind River
  • American History X
  • Se7en

Sarf Screening Club

32 films

Films that have been screened in the screening club, ongoing list! Rankings are based on quality of the movie AND…

  • LadyBugs
  • Back to School
  • Step Brothers
  • The Pink Panther
  • Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Sarf Cash Money Comedies

16 films

You’re gonna have a hell of a time watching these home run movies!

  • Catch Me If You Can
  • Big
  • Forrest Gump
  • Cast Away
  • Toy Story

BEST OF TOMMY HANKS

15 films

Might be biased, but name one list that isn’t! This is based on Tom Hanks movies that I’ve seen!

  • The Greatest Showman
  • The Shape of Water
  • Call Me by Your Name
  • The Post
  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

2017 TOP 10 LOCKS

10 films

I don’t fuck around when it comes to my lists. I’ve thought this shit out. Fight me till the end…