boooooooooooooring. lame performances all around, laughable gore, laughable everything. everything about this felt like a cop-out. i felt embarassed watching this. if it didn't have John Carpenter's name attached to it I would have assumed this was made by someone who wears a trenchcoat and has a collection of swords they bought at the mall.
I was at Walgreens the other day when I saw something that really infuriated me. I don't think I've ever been that mad before, usually I am a "jolly old soul" as I like to call myself, but this incident really set me off. I was standing in line with my usual case of soda when the cute Asian cashier sneezed. Before I could retrieve a handkerchief from my trenchcoat pocket to dab her gentle face with, I heard the…