Favorite films

  • What's Up, Doc?
  • The New World
  • The Piano Teacher
  • May

Recent activity

  • The Last Days of American Crime

  • Lucky Number Slevin

  • One Day

  • Hummingbird

Recent reviews

  • The Last Days of American Crime

    The Last Days of American Crime

    people get paid money to make movies like this?

  • Lucky Number Slevin

    Lucky Number Slevin

    moronic but josh hartnett walks around in nothing but a towel round his waist for 30+ minutes so evens out

    we should’ve gotten a proper movie with him and lucy liu… what a waste

Popular reviews

  • Totally Fucked Up

    Totally Fucked Up


    multiple times throughout the day, every day, i sit and think about james duval saying "don't touch me unless you mean it"

    have not gone a single day without thinking about at least one araki film ever since i saw my first one 10 days ago...

  • How I Live Now

    How I Live Now

    sorry i can't properly rate this i fully lost consciousness a quarter of the way through the movie because my ass was violently astral-projected into the fifth dimension watching george mackay (a) pet and herd some cows, (b) chop wood, (c) go swimming in a lake, and (d) care for an injured hawk, among many other things ALL while wearing some very soft sweaters and you know what?
    for someone who cannot stop daydreaming about eloping with this man to…