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  • Stalag 17

    Stalag 17

    ★★

    A very interesting premise that is absolutely positively ruined by a 1950s horseshit script. Random characters talk like caricatures, either with there terrible dialogue or just by having an over-the-top voice/accent, and are a very jarring when the main characters talk basically normal. I'm just not a big fan of most old movies with scripts like this.

  • The Cloverfield Paradox

    The Cloverfield Paradox

    ★★½

    It's ok I guess. The space stuff was watchable and had some interesting moments but it's nothing you haven't seen before. The Earth scenes and the actual Cloverfield parts made little sense and were jarring to the movie as a whole.

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  • Paperman

    Paperman

    ★★★★

    When Disney makes animated women attractive it makes me feel like a weirdo.

  • Creature Comforts

    Creature Comforts

    ★★★★

    I imagine most other movies with a "zoos are pretty crappy" message would be way less entertaining and way more depressing.