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  • The Bye Bye Man

    The Bye Bye Man


    I notice people aren't clamoring for cinematic gender equality in terms of shitty horror movie villains. I would love to watch The Hi Hi Woman.

  • The Lego Batman Movie

    The Lego Batman Movie


    Insanely chaotic in it's jokes and direction. People say it's rapid fire but I would more describe it as ADHD. I blame the fact that there were so many writers. The story feels like an afterthought and whenever it's the forefront the movie drags. Luckily the jokes and gags and set pieces are mostly pretty good so it's not too annoying.

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  • Paperman



    When Disney makes animated women attractive it makes me feel like a weirdo.

  • This Was the XFL

    This Was the XFL


    Honestly a bit shallower than I was hoping for. Seemed like it was made for people who were either too young or not born yet to witness the XFL as they mostly hit on face-value stuff. If you watched the league in real time you remember most of it. Honestly felt like I just read the wikipedia article on it with a few small insights I hadn't heard before. Still pretty interesting but left too much on the table.