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  • Woman in the Dunes
  • Barry Lyndon
  • Dead or Alive
  • Ran

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  • Predator

    ★★

  • Green Snake

    ★★★★★

  • Inland Empire

    ★★★★★

  • Burn After Reading

    ★★★★★

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  • Beauty and the Beast

    Beauty and the Beast

    ★★★★

    "hey dude I played a part in the new Jean Cocteau film"
    "oh sick who were you"
    "I was like a hand coming out of a wall holding a candlestick"
    "wow that's kinda fucked up"
    "yeah"

  • The History of the Seattle Mariners

    The History of the Seattle Mariners

    ★★★★★

    a baseball documentary on youtube in which a camera drifts around a digital calendar looking at charts for 3 and a half hours almost made me cry multiple times. how does something like this even happen? sublime, emotional, comprehensive, profoundly human. unbelievable. I don't even like baseball. you must see this.