009-1: The End of the Beginning ★½

Every once in a while you give something like this a chance. It delivers what's on the tin: hot girl with guns in her boobs (which have to be bared in order to shoot--but you never see them); a hotter girl who shows up to choreograph fight the main hot girl; a stupid ugly kid (for demographics) who can't act playing the bad guy; lots of blood; a convoluted, incomprehensible plot; a few explosions; and that guy who's in all these movies. It's all here and then you realize why it's only every once in a while you give something like this a chance.

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