Turd Ferguson

I hate movies.
I wrote the screenplay for Spring Breakers where my residuals Harmony you asshole.

Favorite films

  • Kuso
  • Let the Corpses Tan
  • Cameraperson
  • Possession

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  • Men

    ★★

  • Dragon Inn

    ★★★★

  • House

    ★★

  • Sorcerer

    ★★★★

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  • Traces Of Death

    Traces Of Death

    Jesus fucking Christ.

    Under regular circumstances I would have no interest in watching this self explanatory transgressive project but about a week ago, I stumbled upon a wrecked car at around 11:30PM. Said car had crashed though a guard rail and plummeted well over 20ft into a wash. I pulled over, unsure as to what I should do and just starred at the flipped and utterly wrecked car. The left turn signal was still blinking and the horn was still…

  • Mandy

    Mandy

    ★★★★½

    From the second the opening track by King Crimson started playing, I knew this was going to be something. 
    This hypnotic, acid washed nightmare, starring (the man himself) Nicolas Cage, Was exactly what I was looking for and nothing at all. Mandy felt like a metal inspired film yet it featured the most droning and cerebral soundtrack imaginable; it creeps into your skull and melts your spine. It feels less like a film and more of an experience. Incoherence is fully embraced here.
    Mmmmmmmmmm Cheddddddarrrrrrrrr.