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  • Super Mario Bros.

    Super Mario Bros.


    This makes no fucking sense whatsoever! Like they thought that this would actually be a hit? What the hell were they snorting when they made this? Why in the hell did i kinda enjoy this stupid thing?

  • The Thomas Crown Affair

    The Thomas Crown Affair


    The first 20 mins and the last 15 mins are pretty damn great, i wish the rest of the movie was as exciting and as much fun, but the rest is sadly mostly pretty dull and i found myself not caring a damn about the romance (Russo and Brosnan who i both like,don't really have great chemistry together in this) whatsoever and that being the focus of a large chunk of the movie didn't help.

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  • Whiplash



    "Not my tempo"

    I really can't believe it i was sure this couldn't happen, but it did Whiplash is now my favorite movie of 2014 over The Raid 2, yeah this indie drama about a jazz drummer just passed the most kick ass action movie of the century, what is happening to me? Yeah this movie is amazing in just about every way.

  • Psycho



    I still can't believe how fucking good this is, even now. Alfred Hitchcock could have made a movie about paint drying and it still would have been suspenseful as fuck.