Look, I love Scorsese and hate Disney as much as the next film snob...

But there hasn't been a single MCU movie as offensively awful and hideous to look at as Hugo.

By far, Woody Allen's best film of the decade. And yes, I have seen fucking Midnight in Paris.

First film I saw at Sundance and I almost feel too sick, too betrayed, to see anything else.

Look, I get it. MJ was undoubtedly a legend. His music was frequent in my home growing up and my family was in a state of grief when he died in 2009. The black community lost an icon, and 10 years later, the truth about him will be a hard pill to swallow indeed.

But believe me when I say that this is as damning of an account as we'll likely ever get. I believe the victims and so should you.

Bland Storytelling + Insufferable Pseudo-Feminism = Modern Blockbuster