Valeria Voldensdatter

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Queer Trans Demigirl. Hostexxx of The Secret Cinema Discord (Invites upon requesT)

Favorite films

  • We're All Going to the World's Fair
  • Mary Jane's Not a Virgin Anymore
  • Show Me Love
  • Belladonna of Sadness

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  • Brooklyn 45

    ★★★

  • Raiders of the Lost Ark

    ★★★★

  • Zatoichi and the Chess Expert

    ★★★★

  • Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny

    ★★★½

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  • Mary Jane's Not a Virgin Anymore

    Mary Jane's Not a Virgin Anymore

    ★★★★½

    What an incredible film, a time capsule, cultural amber. Kevin Smith's Clerks but far more deeply meaningful.

  • The Blackcoat's Daughter

    The Blackcoat's Daughter

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    A beautiful and sad story of love and abuse.

    The idea that you wish to be bonded with the demon you summoned is so very cool. And I love that we are experiencing it through the perception of the protagonist.

    The anguished cry at the end when she realizes they aren't coming back hits really close to home.

    That finality of loneliness in the heartbroken.

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  • Sisu

    Sisu

    ★★★★

    the John Wick of Nazi killing movies

  • Godzilla: Final Wars

    Godzilla: Final Wars

    ★★★

    Final Warriors 20004 fan edit with Kaiju Krew

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  • The Babadook

    The Babadook

    ★★★★★

    I am a horrorhound. I love horror films. There is only one way to review Babadook: This was the scariest movie I have ever seen.

  • Hellboy

    Hellboy

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Hellboy is a child of abusive parents. He has an absentee monstrous mother and a doting, controlling father. His father isn't all bad, of course, because he was a good man, but he is human and cares for Hellboy as his own son and protects him from the world in the same way. Hellboy has deep seated self image problems because of this and his monstrous appearance of course. Most strongly evidenced when he is talking to Liz and says…