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Favorite films

  • Psycho
  • Brokeback Mountain
  • Fight Club
  • Donnie Darko

Recent activity

  • Wonka


  • May December


  • Blue Valentine


  • Saltburn


Pinned reviews

  • Paint Drying

    Paint Drying


    Wow, I can't believe I’ve crossed 3K followers, I can't put into words how happy it makes me that some of you identify or even like to read my reviews whether they are short and silly or long and a little complex. For those who have been following me here for a while, your support is unbelievable and that is why I’ve made this grateful note, to show how much I value all this support, and for those who…

Recent reviews

  • Wonka



    I wonk my willy so hard when I saw timothée singing

  • May December

    May December


    proofs that ‘method acting’ can give you an award, but it’s not always the best option.

Popular reviews

  • Napoleon



    god forbid short man have hobbies

  • Five Nights at Freddy's

    Five Nights at Freddy's


    it has a good design
    good lighting
    good sound effect
    but it’s not a horror movie at all
    it's disappointing