It's weird to see people bending over backwards to be forgiving of a movie that they admit isn't even scary, original, or well-crafted. There's a hive-mind self-hypnosis thing going on where people want to believe they didn't waste their $15 and 2h15m. The only notable moment of peril in this whole movie is in the first one minute of its runtime and then literally zero remotely scary or tense things happen from there. Instead we tread through a filmmaking-by-commitee attempt…