Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The Guest 2014

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 31 Oct 2020

  When Dan Stevens appears in frame at the school haunt with all the Halloween decorations in the background the only thing in question is my sexuality.

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  Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again 2018

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Jul 2018

  Look, I too would have sex with a stranger if they gave me a full-blown musical number.

Recent reviews

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  The Deep Dark 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 28 Sep 2023 1

  It’s great to see The Empty Man is still getting work.

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  Riddle of Fire 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 28 Sep 2023

  RIDDLE OF FIRE hits you like the perfect summer heat as you embark on a quest to make the most of your youth. These are the real Kings & Queens of the summer.

Popular reviews

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  Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde 2003

  ★★★★ Rewatched 11 Sep 2018 3

  ELLE WOODS DID NOT SINGLE HANDILY WALK INTO CONGRESS AND FIGHT FOR ANIMAL RIGHTS AND PASS BRUISERS BILL FOR YOU GUYS TO UNDERMINE HER SUCCESS WITH ALL THESE NEGATIVE REVIEWS!!!!

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  Terrifier 2 2022

  ★★★★ Rewatched 04 Oct 2022 3

  Terrifer 2 is for perverts who like their horror to come from the back of a 80’s video store. 

  I am said pervert.