paige

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I refuse to give any movie with Keanu Reeves in it under a 3/5 star review.

Favorite films

  • Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
  • The Rocky Horror Picture Show
  • Psycho
  • Rise of the Guardians

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  • Dark Shadows

    ★★

  • Hocus Pocus 2

    ★★★

  • Hocus Pocus

    ★★★★

  • Scary Movie 2

    ★★½

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  • John Wick

    John Wick

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I love the ending of this movie. Motherfucker just decided to take a dog. Just because he wanted too. And that’s okay cause he’s hot. #isupportprettyprivilege

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