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  • Aquaman

    Aquaman

    ★★★★½

    james wan: i have a pitch for an aquaman movie 
    warner bruh: shoot
    james wan: sick 😩👌🏻 ass 😩👌🏻 transition 😱👌🏻 shots 😩🧜🏻‍♂️ 
    warner bruv: here’s 300 million dollars, you magnificent bastard

  • Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging

    Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging

    ★★½

    gays and girls, my name is sasha belle and i cracked the code! i finally know why logan lerman has seemingly fallen off the face of the earth and it has been in front of us the whole time.

    logan lerman and aaron taylor johnson are the same fucking person.

    i mean, LOOK AT TWINK ATJ IN THIS MOVIE AND TELL ME THAT'S NOT PERCY FUCKING JACKSON! . check and mate sweetie!

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  • Venom

    Venom

    ★★½

    tom hardy: *makes out with that THOT venom*
    me: god i wish that were me

  • Big Little Lies

    Big Little Lies

    ★★★★★

    when Celeste and Madeleine caught the meaning of Jane's look without her needing to say a single word... like... that big bang wasn't as powerful as that scene, i felt that.