• Halston

    Halston

    ★★

    out of everything that i have ever watched with ryan murphy's name attached (which, mind you, is a whole lot), this is one of the most average, unlikeable, and boring ones, like... how do i put this, concisely?

    uhm, this is only better than Prom (2020) imo because James Corden isn't in it (small mercies), i guess.

  • The Woman in the Window

    The Woman in the Window

    ★★½

    "the woman in the window" is like "the girl on the train", but if the girl were a woman and if she were in the window instead of on the train <3

  • Wild Mountain Thyme

    Wild Mountain Thyme

    i knew that i was walking into a hot mess express of a movie and yet i found myself shocked at how much of a hot mess express this was oh my god, i miss derry girls

  • French Exit

    French Exit

    ★★★½

    vaguely queer emotional support lucas hedges ™ chaperoning older actresses aboard cruise ships is one perfectly and averagely splendid subgenre of filmmaking

  • The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert

    The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert

    ★★★★

    ladies, i want you to remember the three Gs, okay? Gay son, Gay dad, Guy pearce

  • Initiation

    Initiation

    ★★★½

    froy gutierrez is MY boyfriend and he can drill me to a wall, if he so desires to (any of you fucking pricks make a move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!), i'm just saying, and OH, @froy, if you want to hang out next thursday, please let me know, im very very free

  • The Mitchells vs. The Machines

    The Mitchells vs. The Machines

    ★★★★½

    when the trailer for this movie came out last year, i was very skeptical because it had a "old man yell at clouds" about technology and progress kind of vibe that i hate. watching this though? wow. so good. i shouldn't have doubted phil lord and christopher miller, as producers of the movie (which, yes, i did see some vibe resemblances with the lego movie and spiderverse), so yeah, this was really damn good, and i related so hard with…

  • Mortal Kombat

    Mortal Kombat

    ★★★

    so this is what it feels like to actually look camp right in the eye, huh?

  • Valentine's Day

    Valentine's Day

    for a good three-four years, i used to watch this movie every valentine's day, but after so many years, what can i say?? it stands the grounds of time and, far more importantly, CAN YOU FEEL THIS MAGIC IN THE AIR? IT MUST HAVE BEEN THE WAY YOU KISSED ME. FELL IN LOVE WHEN I SAW YOU STANDING THERE. IT MUST HAVE BEEN THE WAY... TODAY WAS A FAIRYTALE

  • Chaos Walking

    Chaos Walking

    ★★

    *finishes movie*

    *googles "can i report a movie to PETA" and "animal rights organizations that are not PETA"*

  • Godzilla vs. Kong

    Godzilla vs. Kong

    ★★★★

    Bitch it's King Kong, yes it's King Kong
    Bitch it's King Kong, this is King Kong
    Honk Kong destruction, with tiktok lights on
    Call me King Kong, MONKE go bing bang bong

  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Zack Snyder's Justice League

    ★★★★

    much bettah
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