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  • Invasion of the Body Snatchers

    Invasion of the Body Snatchers


    Donald Sutherland hunts for rat turds, Brooke Adams stalks her boyfriend, it takes Jeff Goldblum six months to write a line sometimes, and Leonard Nimoy thinks they’re all full of shit. Oh yeah, and the world is overrun by pod people who look just like us, but aren’t. It happens when we sleep, see. We head off to the land of nod, and these plants from out-of-space suck us dry and copy us exactly while we slowly dissolve into dust.…

  • Escape Plan

    Escape Plan


    For all it's faults, Escape Plan will always have a fond place in my heart as the film that returned 80's Arnold Schwarzenegger to the big screen. Since his return to acting, I'd found all the films he's been in to be abysmal; more Jingle All the Way than Twins, if that makes sense, and then there was Escape Plan. Arnie plays old and tough with a sly twinkle in his eye that is simply a joy to behold. Like…

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  • Career Opportunities

    Career Opportunities


    Jennifer Connelly rides an electronic horsey while wearing a low-cut white singlet. I forgot what the rest of the film is about. 5 stars

  • Barbarian Queen

    Barbarian Queen

    I can now understand why Phil Spector shot Lana Clarkson in the face.