5 star system is garbage, let it be known.
every star is actually 2 stars and it's a 10 star system ok thanks bye.

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  • I Am Easy to Find

    I Am Easy to Find


    I've watched this three times now, The National has been consistently gifting me with great music since 2007 (when I first discovered them). The album has this great symbiotic relationship with the making of this film, Mike Mills & Alicia Vikander elevate the entire experience I just have no words.

  • Polar


    I should sue mads for this and I actually finished it ugh the things I do for him?? I trusted u bitch let me get you better roles pls

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  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

    The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring


    I'm pretty sure I've watched it over 20 times and I still notice new things every time? This time it's one of the manuscripts (Akallabeth) Gandalf finds in Minas Tirith where it details how Sauron tricked Ar-Pharazon (king of Numenor, Aragorn's ancestor) into waging war against the Valar (Gods of Middle-earth) which led to the downfall of Numenor. Ar-Pharazon, like Isildur showed the weakness & greed of men..Aragorn knew the history of how power corrupted the people in his line and feared he would become like his ancestors.
    I find myself ranting about LOTR way too often... anyway THIS IS A CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE AND THAT'S THAT.

  • Thor: Ragnarok

    Thor: Ragnarok


    Taika's commentary.. that's basically him saying the weirdest shit, made my life 10x better.