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Red Notice 2021
Soulless propaganda for a streaming service and its three stars.
Dwayne Johnson is the most disappointing action star of our generation. He has the charisma of a flip flop in this movie. Shoot Seven Bucks Productions into space.
My son gave it his lowest rating ever; 3 stars.
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The Thing 1982
Wilford Brimley's guttural noises while vivisecting an alien are an automatic 5 bang.
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Booksmart 2019
The underwater pool scene hook it to my veins
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Obi-Wan Kenobi 2022
Def the biggest live-action Star Wars disappointment in my lifetime. And I sat through The Rise of Skywalker!
The Disney Dome/CGI Wall/Volume circa Kenobi reminds me of the green screens circa Attack of the Clones. Way over-used and too much of a crutch for all special effects. Pls can we freaking relax with this technology??
When The Book of Boba was in full swing I was in the camp saying Jon Favreau should be arrested for his crimes but after Chow's Kenobi.. should he get a full pardon? I'm gonna be sick.
Anyway ha ha ha I'm glad people like it
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Spiderhead 2022
Eh it’s fine. “Netflix fine.”
Probably would have rather this been a low-budge Shudder jawn or something. COVID etc but feels very surreal that this is dropping weeks after Kosinsk/Miranda saved cinema together with Maverick.
Also this is written by the dudes who wrote Deadpool so YMMV.
Production Design was very nice.
