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Red Notice 2021
Soulless propaganda for a streaming service and its three stars.
Dwayne Johnson is the most disappointing action star of our generation. He has the charisma of a flip flop in this movie. Shoot Seven Bucks Productions into space.
My son gave it his lowest rating ever; 3 stars.
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Breathing Fire 1991
Easily one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen but dang if I didn’t have a great time watching.
The plot is completely absurd while the acting and writing made me think this was a fun student film directed by someone who had tons of energy. The actual martial arts scenes and stunts were shockingly good.
Would love a blu-ray release, my truth.
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Men 2022
Guy sitting near me at my screening actively snoring, bless his heart.
Annihilation is currently in my top 4 thanks to its gorgeous visuals and multiple interpretations of that mind-bending finale oh kay so everyone get off me with this rating.
Men has all of those same things yet I somehow had the opposite(!) reaction.
Lotta snarky review ideas floating in my head as I walked back to my car last night. My fave one was just that meme of…
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Obi-Wan Kenobi 2022
Def the biggest live-action Star Wars disappointment in my lifetime. And I sat through The Rise of Skywalker!
The Disney Dome/CGI Wall/Volume circa Kenobi reminds me of the green screens circa Attack of the Clones. Way over-used and too much of a crutch for all special effects. Pls can we freaking relax with this technology??
When The Book of Boba was in full swing I was in the camp saying Jon Favreau should be arrested for his crimes but after Chow's Kenobi.. should he get a full pardon? I'm gonna be sick.
Anyway ha ha ha I'm glad people like it
