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Red Notice 2021
Soulless propaganda for a streaming service and its three stars.
Dwayne Johnson is the most disappointing action star of our generation. He has the charisma of a flip flop in this movie. Shoot Seven Bucks Productions into space.
My son gave it his lowest rating ever; 3 stars.
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The Piano Teacher 2001
Mama miaaaaaa.
I’ve only seen two Huppert movies; this and Elle. Wild way to kick off her filmography(!).
Most unbelievable thing about this movie was that ice hockey team playing 5 on 5 in what looked like a mini-rink. MON DIEUR!!
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Saving Private Ryan 1998
Hmmmmmm.
Passion of the Christ is to Catholics as Saving Private Ryan is to veterans and their families.
Workshopping but I think I have something here.First time I've seen this I was maybe 16? A Very Well Made Movie but I might as well have been taking a snoozer during it. Maybe because it’s "The Greatest and Most Realistic War Movie Ever Made" etc that after all these years I feel like it just doesn't do anything new for…
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The Batman 2022
When the Batmobile appears on screen I lost control of all bodily functions.
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Men 2022
Guy sitting near me at my screening actively snoring, bless his heart.
Annihilation is currently in my top 4 thanks to its gorgeous visuals and multiple interpretations of that mind-bending finale oh kay so everyone get off me with this rating.
Men has all of those same things yet I somehow had the opposite(!) reaction.
Lotta snarky review ideas floating in my head as I walked back to my car last night. My fave one was just that meme of…
