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  • The Mummy

    The Mummy

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    I feel there are a lot of people around my age who had their gay awakening to Rachel Weisz as Evelyn. Sadly I discovered I was tragically heterosexual because if Evelyn wasn’t going awaken anything in me, I don’t know what would.

  • Beauty and the Beast

    Beauty and the Beast

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    My favourite thing about this film is it fixed one of the biggest moments that bugged me about the original.Β 

    Which is how the fuck did Belle get Beast on Phillipe after the wolf attack? I would have paid money to see Belle struggle for an hour or so to get him on to the horse. Young me didn't buy it for a second that Belle, who probably doesn't even lift, deadlifted the Beast onto Phillipe. At least in this…

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  • Savage X Fenty Show Vol. 2

    Savage X Fenty Show Vol. 2

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    Miguel and his wifey though. πŸ₯Ί

  • Scream 2

    Scream 2

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    Derek, I’m so sorry that all the other trash white boys ruined it for you and the five others like you out there.

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  • The New Mutants

    The New Mutants

    The new tagline of β€œNothing will stop The New Mutants” almost sounds like a threat at this point.

  • Forgetting Sarah Marshall

    Forgetting Sarah Marshall

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    I would fully support a kickstarter for Jason Segel to make his vampire puppet musical an actual thing.