Favorite films

  • 2001: A Space Odyssey
  • My Own Private Idaho
  • Perfect Lives
  • Punch-Drunk Love

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  • Fruits of Passion

    ★★★½

  • The Devil in Miss Jones

    ★★★

  • Rambo: First Blood Part II

    ★★½

  • Her Name Was Lisa

    ★★½

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  • Fruits of Passion

    Fruits of Passion

    Years back I went through a phase where rather than clicking the low hanging fruit of the "hottest" new vid uploaded to pornhub, I was watching almost exclusively sex scenes from various movies that were uploaded to various sites (I am a true transgressor). Naturally these scenes were often short and hacked together by an editor whos goal was to cut out dialogue unapologetically for the sake of skipping to any scene revealing sexy type things exclusively. Sometimes though, these hack…

  • The Devil in Miss Jones

    The Devil in Miss Jones

    Purgatory porn. I appreciate this ones commitment to being weird and surreal aaand being unapologetically over the top sexual even when the results become off putting at times (wow real people genitals in the 70s are an intense thing to see after a lifetime of seeing professionally curated and groomed pornhub model genitals). Quite simply Miss Jones kills herself and before going to hell is allowed (by a porn mustached gatekeeper) to go to the land of LUST. The hazy…

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  • The Incredible Mr. Limpet

    The Incredible Mr. Limpet

    FIRST of all: weed is tight. 
    SECOND...of all(?): where is my Coen Brothers remake of this with Steve Buscemi as Limpet and John Goodman as a wonderfully pompous George Stickle?? Also wheres my Blue vinyl reissue of the soundtrack?
    THIRDLY I see a lot of people on here shittin on Mr. Limpet and I think yall need to go back home and jack off to another Marvel movie and leave us sensible fish lovin folks alone....!....(to be fair I still…

  • Night on the Galactic Railroad

    Night on the Galactic Railroad

    ★★★★★

    This story of two probably/definitely gay cats on a train ride through space/the afterlife(?) remains one of the most underrated animated epics of all time. It truly feels like an artifact from some alternate timeline, more of a place to disappear to than a movie. It is baffling in the way that it embraces dream logic but remains absolutely tender and charged with big ole feeeeeelings...

    It fills me personally with a strange deja vu. It calls back charged and…