Jeffrey Long

Jeffrey Long

I’m a lover of low budget cheesy Direct-To-Video/VOD B-Movies and I make no apologies for that.

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  • Jeff Wayne's Musical Version of The War of the Worlds: Live on Stage!

    Jeff Wayne's Musical Version of The War of the Worlds: Live on Stage!

    ★★★½

    7/10

    Love the music and songs so so much, I grew up listening to the album over and over and over. The actual play itself though is a bit of a letdown as it’s mostly just flashy fever dream video with dreadful CGI on a giant screen, and I felt it mostly took attention away from the amazing performances of the band and those singing.

    *Watched on YouTube via The Shows Must Go On channel.

  • Asteroid-a-Geddon

    Asteroid-a-Geddon

    ★★★★

    8/10

    Asteroid-A-Geddon (yes, that's the name) is the latest Asylum movie that just came out. The plot of this one is divided up between three sections. The first deals with a rather subdued Eric Roberts as a military official that is sitting on a council made up of military officials from all over the world as they try to figure out how to stop this life-ending asteroid that's headed to Earth. The second deals with an ailing scientist as he…

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  • Deep Blue Sea 3

    Deep Blue Sea 3

    ★★★½

    7/10

    Being such the fan that I am of Direct-to-Video sequels, and of Deep Blue Sea, you could easily make the assumption that Deep Blue Sea 3 was one of my most anticipated VOD releases of this entire year (second only to Tremors 7 later this year). While I thought the second was an 'ok' entry (also see: essentially lower budget remake), this one was pretty good.

    This one is a direct sequel to the second movie, following the escaped…

  • The Rake

    The Rake

    ½

    1/10

    This is my updated score. After being attacked and hounded on social media by people involved in the movie, based off my review of it (which still had quite a bit of positivity toward the movie in it, but apparently that wasn't good enough, they want people salivating over this and giving it 10/10 scores), I decided to rescind my review and go with a much lower score due to how those involved treated me. Hey low budget filmmakers,…