Jeffrey Long

I’m a lover of low budget cheesy Direct-To-Video/VOD B-Movies and I make no apologies for that.

Favorite films

  • Jurassic Park
  • Star Wars Collection
  • Scream
  • Tremors

Recent activity

  • Tooth Fairy

  • Clerks III


  • End of the Road


  • The Grizzlies


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Don't Breathe 2

    Don't Breathe 2


    Makes a brutal child rapist the hero of the movie and the person we’re supposed to root for, while never acknowledging the first movie at all or his actions revealed in the first movie. Fuck this movie, fuck this movie’s views, fuck Fede Alverez for not seeing how incredibly tone deaf this direction is, fuck everyone that gives this movie a great score and sees nothing wrong with this message, and fuck Bloody Disgusting and Meagan Navarro for giving the movie a great score and supporting this direction. They might be ok with rooting for a child rapist, but I’m not.

  • The Rake

    The Rake


    This is my updated score. After being attacked and hounded on social media by people involved in the movie, based off my review of it (which still had quite a bit of positivity toward the movie in it, but apparently that wasn't good enough, they want people salivating over this and giving it 10/10 scores), I decided to rescind my review and go with a much lower score due to how those involved treated me. Hey low budget filmmakers,…