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  • Bad Day for the Cut

    Bad Day for the Cut


    rEvEnGe Is BaD aNd It MaKeS eVeRyBoDy SaD

  • The Vault

    The Vault


    What the hell is James Franco doing with his career? I mean, he's a total garbage human so I don't really care, but I am curious.

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  • Ghostbusters



    I enjoyed this movie and laughed and was entertained but woe! woe unto me! for I should have listened to the learned scholars of reddit, who scried with their varied runes of mountain dew and doritos dust that a man could not gaze upon the full power of a movie filled with women and escape unscathed - and so it was that as the credits rolled my balls fell out of my body and my dick flew clean off like a sad roman candle made of meat

  • Demon



    Tasteful and restrained, Demon is a horror movie for people who don't like horror movies. I intend that as an insult.