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  • The Sleep Curse

    The Sleep Curse


    The Sleep Curse goes from zero to Cat III like WHOA in its final act, but unfortunately it's not enough to make up for the tedium of the first 2/3 of the film.

  • Neal Brennan: 3 Mics

    Neal Brennan: 3 Mics


    The comedy parts don't work for me but the serious parts are quite good - I'd like to see Brennan do a straight up non-comedic show

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  • Ghostbusters



    I enjoyed this movie and laughed and was entertained but woe! woe unto me! for I should have listened to the learned scholars of reddit, who scried with their varied runes of mountain dew and doritos dust that a man could not gaze upon the full power of a movie filled with women and escape unscathed - and so it was that as the credits rolled my balls fell out of my body and my dick flew clean off like a sad roman candle made of meat

  • Demon



    Tasteful and restrained, Demon is a horror movie for people who don't like horror movies. I intend that as an insult.