This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
This is some serious weapons-grade gibberish - truly, nothing in this movie makes any fucking sense - but I can't be too mad at a movie that gorily kills an Ashmore
I enjoyed this movie and laughed and was entertained but woe! woe unto me! for I should have listened to the learned scholars of reddit, who scried with their varied runes of mountain dew and doritos dust that a man could not gaze upon the full power of a movie filled with women and escape unscathed - and so it was that as the credits rolled my balls fell out of my body and my dick flew clean off like a sad roman candle made of meat