I watch a lot of “bad” movies. Big fan of adverbs.
Reporter Traci Lords does a feature on a local woman having her first ever affair. The woman ends up dead, which leads Lords to investigate further (and to have an affair of her own for some reason). And friends let me tell you, the eventual reveal of the killer is the most obvious thing ever. I mean, it's obvious even before there is a murder.
"I don't keep meat in there, and ice cream don't bleed."
Jeff Fahey is betrayed during an insurance fraud scheme and after he gets out of prison he stumbles into a series of highly contrived events to get revenge. As the new captain of his betrayer's yacht, he gets involved with his betrayer's wife and also her girlfriend. Then they're all trapped at sea together when the yacht is sabotaged.
Fahey also brings along his buddy Bone (David Keith, sporting…