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Evil Ever After 2006
I'm going to tell my kids that this is Cruella or...a totally awful movie for awful people, so of course I loved it...and its a Christmas movie, one of the cops wore a Santa hat while they were raping the ever nubile Randal Malone, but I guess I'm getting a head (not literally) of myself. Anyhoo, Joe Bob Briggs is in this too, he gets to make out with wife Brinke Stevens (briefly), and (teen but more likely 20something) daughter…
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Night of the Dead 2012
It's 2012 and you have Ron Jeremy on your movie poster, good luck with that, but I'm somewhat addicted to director Dennis Devine's output (especially 2000s) with his reuse of locations, inexperienced photogenic actors playing community college students, and Randall Malone (I mean why would you put Ron Jeremy when you have Randal Malone right there). This is the belated (5 years) sequel to Don't Go
into the Cellar that no one asked for. Leah (Shevaun Kastl) played the older…
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The Hanging Wife 2000
One of my favorite WAVE bits is when Tina Krause insults, dismisses, or acts in general disgust towards her boss Gary Whitson. The Hanging Wife is an excellent showcase for the various talents of Tina which should serve as recommendation enuff, but it features also another classic WAVE bit, where the starlet dreams of her murder so we (yes you) can see her get murdered multiple times. (heavy breathing subsidies)
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Shock 2000: Snuff Perversions Part II 2000
Looks like Tina Krause & Pamela Sutch are going to get the bottom of this whole snuff movie business deal. 2 hours later. Ah crap...I guess not. Besides the obvious WAVE involvement, Shock 2000 is a nice time capsule of whatever the fuck was wrong with folks in the 90s with contributions from Club Dead, Perfect Shot, Dark Fantasies, and probably Pete Jacelone.
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Guinea Pig: Devil's Experiment 1985
I always wonder if its worth telling the story where Charlie Sheen saw this at a cocaine party at Chris Gore's house, and thought it was snuff, so he called the FBI to investigate, which in turn started a feud between Chris Gore and Chas Balun. Now if the names Chris Gore, and Chas Balun are familiar to you then you've probably know the story, if not, who gives a fuck. But that would be ignoring history, man. Chas Balun…
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Mutilations 1987
I turned 42 today, so I took the day off from work and as the kids (at least the kids in my middle aged view point) would say #daydrinking. I know you're saying "goddamn it Smellington, we know you're middle age, stop bringing it up and the whole drunk review is sooooo 1990s", but on the other hand *************************, so fuck you. If you're confused, well so am I. Anyhoo, I've been anticipating seeing Mutilations for at least the past…
