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  • Liquid Crystals
  • Nus Masculins
  • Pond and Waterfall
  • Mermaid Legend

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  • Sailor Moon R: The Movie

    ★★★★★

  • Sailor Moon SuperS: Ami's First Love

  • The Malady of Death

  • Lonely Boy

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  • Dr. Jekyll & Mistress Hyde

    Dr. Jekyll & Mistress Hyde

    The strange case of front-fastening bras and boring oral set to jangle pop. For softcore erotica that's supposed to be entertaining (?), there's a really dark "Lost Angeles" undercurrent running through this: a young prostitute who seems to live in an empty warehouse, IV drug use, suicidal depression. Features Erin Brown/Misty Mundae (Spiderbabe, Dickshark, the 2000s) in a double role - I like the scene where she comes into a psychiatrist's office to ask for dating advice.

  • Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde

    Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde

    ★★★

    Visually never not interesting, but Jekyll as a dapper young man torn between married life and hookers has to be the most uninspired take on the material. While the two female characters greatly aid in turning this into a Hollywood narrative, a homosocial setup is, in my eyes, essential to the story and atmosphere.

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  • The Clowns

    The Clowns

    ★★★★½

    Stephen King:
    John Wayne Gacy:
    Fellini: 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 NOT ALL CLOWNS!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

  • I Love You, I Don't

    I Love You, I Don't

    Jesus Christ, get that woman some vaseline!

    Almost genius level of idiotic. Making a movie about your gf's ass? C'est l'amour, chéri. Visual testament to the fact that Joe Dallesandro is thiccer than Jane Birkin, not like anyone doubted it in the first place.