The Dead Don't Die ★★★

It’s like if you went over to the house of your friend who has a dry sense of humor and when you enter you find him and a bunch of other cool kids in the neighborhood passed out all around the house. As you look around to try and get a sense of what went down the night before, you happen across a dvd labeled “My Zombie Movie - TAKE 1”. You figure there is no way you aren’t leaving without seeing it so you pop it in, watch it, and when it’s done you sit back in your seat on the couch and say “Huh. I guess that wasn’t too bad”. Then Tom Waits walks out of the bathroom and tells you about the how we only have one Mother Earth.