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  • Sara



    An odd Polish homage/ripoff of Leon The Professional. The production value is shoddy and the romance is somehow way less believable than in the French Pedophile movie, but the actors are legitimately charismatic and the black humor is surprisingly endearing.

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker


    Remember to drink water, you shits!

    Let's pause for a minute and take a break from this bewildering moment in pop culture. Star Wars means a lot to everyone, which I guess is why you're reading these ROS and TLJ reviews to get mad. It's okay, we've all been there. We all have this explainable feeling of loss after watching these movies, and we all have different answers for what put it there (Rian! JJ! Pink-haired SJWs! Alt right chuds!)…

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  • Apocalypse Now

    Apocalypse Now


    Edition: Final Cut

    I’ve always said that good movies don’t need massive budgets and that expecting highbrow blockbusters was dumb, but I’m watching Apocalypse Now for the first time and I’m genuinely upset that there aren’t more movies like this.

  • El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie

    El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie


    Jesse Pinkman is on the run as the events of the series finale of Breaking Bad turn the city of Albuquerque is an open world Metal Gear game.

    Seeing Aaron Paul dodge cops, rednecks, nazis, landlords, and his own parents packs the tension of seasonal climaxes into every other scene, wrapping up what is at its heart a polite epilogue to a character that never got his full due the first time around.