Favorite films

  • Starship Troopers
  • Children of Men
  • Happiness
  • The Thing

Recent activity

  • Videodrome


  • Stalked by My Doctor


  • Infinity Pool


  • Save the Green Planet!


Recent reviews

  • Infinity Pool

    Infinity Pool


    The movie version of the "body covered in ears that can't hear" from Crimes of the Future. Becomes a much better movie when you accept that it doesn't have anything to say and is basically a very long episode of The Outer Limits.

  • Bullet Train

    Bullet Train


    This is very cringe, but I have developed an incredible cringe resistance these last two years and it is serving me well.

Popular reviews

  • My Son Hunter

    My Son Hunter

    They lure you in with the funny crack man and the Star Wars lady; next thing you know you're getting an hour-long version of the speech your uncle will be giving you this Thanksgiving.

  • Borat Subsequent Moviefilm

    Borat Subsequent Moviefilm


    The most jarring thing about American society in Borat is how nice everyone he meets is. The people he and his daughter meet are all some combination of lonely, servile, exploitative, helpful, or open to form a bond, even if it’s over prejudice. For example, Borat ends up spending a week with two Trump supporters who, despite spending most of their time swapping conspiracy theories about China and the Democrats, are still kind enough to let a random foreigner live with…