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  • Come True


  • Willy's Wonderland


  • Strike, Dear Mistress, and Cure His Heart


  • Mickey Reece's Alien


Recent reviews

  • Come True

    Come True

    uh yeah.. that didn't make any fucking sense...
    all style no depth... has those Cronenberg-ian
    aspects meshed with Beksiński abyss meandering
    but it amounts to Nothing!!! Really felt like they
    started with a solid idea and just hit a wall with
    that idea and wrapped it up in the most nonsensical
    way possible.

  • Willy's Wonderland

    Willy's Wonderland

    I'm going to assume this is a continuation
    to Mandy... haha cuz why not?
    Good midnight viewing vibes.
    Not a movie that will be much talked about as
    time goes on I'm sure but definitely one people
    will harken back to as another awesomely
    great thing Nicolas Cage has done!
    His performance being of stoic
    agility here fueled by soda and rounds
    of pinball, probably a therapeutic role
    for him to play honestly, he is truly a
    jack of all…

Popular reviews

  • The Devil's Candy

    The Devil's Candy

    Glad to see a cameo from Black Phillip.

  • Mad Max: Fury Road

    Mad Max: Fury Road


    Bought it on blu-ray a week ago, been in the process of moving into a new house so was too busy to sit and re-watch it but finally got around to it last night. OHHH YEAAAHH!! PURE FUCKING INSANITY!!!

    Just as mind-blowing and epic as when I saw it in theaters. Turned the volume on the tv way, way up and soaked it all in again. Really letting the sand brush my face and the fire singe my hair. Goddamn…