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    Charlie: "That's how you become a cannibal, Dee. Look, you get one taste of delicious, delicious human meat and none of this stuff ever satisfies you ever again for the rest of your life."
    Dee: "Okay, now I just think that you're overreacting."
    Charlie: "Oh, really?"
    Dee: "Yeah, that's stupid."
    Charlie: "Is that stupid? Oh, I'm sorry, Dee, well then I guess "Jaws 4" is stupid, OK, because that's the exact same plot!"
    Dee: "OK, all right, calm down. Before…

  • Clerks



    guess I've never logged this on here before,
    but I'm doing it now to say, rip Lisa Spoonauer.

    Clerks is a movie that has a special
    (& fucked up) place in my heart.

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  • Mad Max: Fury Road

    Mad Max: Fury Road


    Bought it on blu-ray a week ago, been in the process of moving into a new house so was too busy to sit and re-watch it but finally got around to it last night. OHHH YEAAAHH!! PURE FUCKING INSANITY!!!

    Just as mind-blowing and epic as when I saw it in theaters. Turned the volume on the tv way, way up and soaked it all in again. Really letting the sand brush my face and the fire singe my hair. Goddamn…

  • Bone Tomahawk

    Bone Tomahawk


    A genre mashup that is now so ingrained in my mind that I am sure the gritty nature of it will only start to burn faster over the next several days. I went blindly into this, aside from skimming some of the other reviews on here, and even though nothing was spoiled I knew I was excited and in for a wild ride. Indeed what an epic adventure into the old west where the air is harsh with malaise and…