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  • Unfriended



    Just when you thought it was safe to get back in the videoconferencing app...

  • Hook



    The (unsourced & unverified) IMDb trivia tidbit that Bob Hoskins would sing Lionel Richie’s "Hello" on set with the lyrics "Hello? Is it Smee you're looking for?" is more entertaining than almost anything in the movie itself.

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  • Slackers



    I'd love to see a version of this movie that ditches the Teen Sex Comedy 101 earnestness with Devon Sawa & Jaime King's characters and devotes itself more fully to the incredibly weird stuff going on with Jason Schwartzman's character & performance and all the weird, surreal stuff happening on the edges. There's a kind of Wet Hot American Summer/The Cable Guy hybrid to be had in there somewhere.
    I feel like the movie we did get is probably objectively bad, but…

  • Disco Godfather

    Disco Godfather


    That dude making $75k a year (in 1979!) as a henchman in an angel dust racket is an appealing argument for employment in angel dust rackets.