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  • Taxi Driver

    Taxi Driver


    It always seemed crazy to me that the "You talkin' to me?" scene is the one that became famous when you've got Jodie Foster quietly stealing the movie by topping her toast with half a jar's worth of jelly and then sugar on top of that, followed by taking off her crazy green sunglasses so she can side-eye Travis a bunch, and then casually putting on a different pair of sunglasses when she's done.

  • Won't You Be My Neighbor?

    Won't You Be My Neighbor?


    Mr. Rogers: "Do you want to know how long a minute is?" *Sets an egg timer and just shows it ticking off for 60 seconds.*

    Me: Wait til the Tarkovsky fanboys find out about THIS guy!

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  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi


    Those porgs were already killed and roasted. At that point it's honestly just disrespectfully wasteful not to eat them.

  • Mars Attacks!

    Mars Attacks!


    I liked this when I was a teenager but it's not aging super well. It's got a lot of the trappings of camp but no real sense of transgression or any real engagement with the sociopolitical issues a lot of 50s/60s sci-fi was reflecting. It's just the shallowest engagement with this kind of material. And I guess there's nothing inherently wrong with that, but this time around it really bugged me. I think especially with the inclusion of the unmistakable…