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  • Solaris



    Tarkovsky's Solaris: A classic from the master of slow, cerebral cinema
    Soderbergh's Solaris: George Clooney's lil butt showin' while he eats some takeout noodles

    Checkmate, Andrei!

  • Point Break

    Point Break


    Basically Call Me By Your Name, but with surfing instead of peaches and Ratt instead of Sufjan Stevens.

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  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi


    Those porgs were already killed and roasted. At that point it's honestly just disrespectfully wasteful not to eat them.

  • Columbus



    Haley Lu Richardson is coming for Brie Larson's crown.