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  • Little Nicky

    Little Nicky


    The best part of this movie is when they just show a bit of Felicity.

  • Fyre



    Preferred over the Hulu doc for better conveying the costs of the "festival" for the local workers (and already prompting some crowdfunding). If that faux-influencer dweeb and his friend ever somehow collect their $5 million from Billy, they better get to donatin'.

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  • Slackers



    I'd love to see a version of this movie that ditches the Teen Sex Comedy 101 earnestness with Devon Sawa & Jaime King's characters and devotes itself more fully to the incredibly weird stuff going on with Jason Schwartzman's character & performance and all the weird, surreal stuff happening on the edges. There's a kind of Wet Hot American Summer/The Cable Guy hybrid to be had in there somewhere.
    I feel like the movie we did get is probably objectively bad, but…

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi


    Those porgs were already killed and roasted. At that point it's honestly just disrespectfully wasteful not to eat them.