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  • Ghostwatch
  • RoboCop
  • Escape from New York
  • The Blues Brothers

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  • Hard Target

    ★★★★

  • Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 6

    ★★★½

  • Fiend Without a Face

    ★★

  • Reptilicus

    ★★★

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  • Hard Target

    Hard Target

    ★★★★

    52 Years In 52 Weeks: 2021 Edition

    30. 1993
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    Hard Target is perhaps the best version of "People killing each other for sport" there is. Because it is dumb and awesome action spectacle first and overly blatant societal critique second. It is just a very fun film. And Jean-Claude Van Damme does a lot of awesome kicks in it!

    Some lady is out looking for her missing dad, and her search brings her to New Orleans. There she learns…

  • Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 6

    Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 6

    ★★★½

    Horror Hunt #40 (October 2021)

    31. Free space! Happy Halloween!
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    Yo did Red Guy just walk up and unplug an entire dimension? Haha literally me :')

    I don't know.. It's a shame that these got progressively less disturbing as they went on. Maybe this whole meta thing just doesn't phase me anymore. "Bro what if these fictional characters reacted to the fact that they are fictional?" I dunno... Sounds kinda overdone at this point..

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  • Monster Hunter

    Monster Hunter

    Paul W.S. Anderson: Man, defiling a beloved video game franchise sure was exhausting. Now what will I do?

    Monster Hunter: *Exists peacefully*

    Paul W.S. Anderson: Weelll helloooo.

  • The Thing

    The Thing

    ★★★★★

    Spooky Scary Horrorthons - Film #16

    The term timeless is being thrown around a lot, but John Carpenter's The Thing hasn't actually aged a single second in 32 years. The masterful use of godlike practical effects and impeccable suspense is something that is rarely seen in the world of cinema at such an impressive level.

    The story centers around a group of burly men (including a heavily bearded Kurt Russell and my #1 man crush Keith David) working at a…