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  • The Lodge

    ★★

  • Santo and Blue Demon Against the Monsters

    ★★★★

  • Master

    ★★★½

  • Tales from the Crypt

    ★★★½

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  • The Lodge

    The Lodge

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    HORRORx52 (2022)

    33. Directed by Women #2
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    Stepmom Prank At The Vacation House (Social Experiment) 😂😂 GONE WRONG 😱😳 (WEAPONS PULLED)

  • Santo and Blue Demon Against the Monsters

    Santo and Blue Demon Against the Monsters

    ★★★★

    HORRORx52 (2022)

    32. Creature Feature
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    El Santo once again has to defeat the forces of evil. And even though the title implies that he is joined by fellow luchador hero Blue Demon, they actually spend most of the runtime beating the shit out of each other as Blue Demon is very quickly put to sleep and used to create an evil clone of himself. Santo will have to rely on his own wits and strength as friend and monster…

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  • Monster Hunter

    Monster Hunter

    Paul W.S. Anderson: Man, defiling a beloved video game franchise sure was exhausting. Now what will I do?

    Monster Hunter: *Exists peacefully*

    Paul W.S. Anderson: Weelll helloooo.

  • The Thing

    The Thing

    ★★★★★

    Spooky Scary Horrorthons - Film #16

    The term timeless is being thrown around a lot, but John Carpenter's The Thing hasn't actually aged a single second in 32 years. The masterful use of godlike practical effects and impeccable suspense is something that is rarely seen in the world of cinema at such an impressive level.

    The story centers around a group of burly men (including a heavily bearded Kurt Russell and my #1 man crush Keith David) working at a…