Soultaker

Soultaker

Horror Hunt #43 (January 2022)

12. Joe Estevez
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All these 90s people whining about being dead or whatever and here I am whining about being alive (and watching this film). Perspectives.

Not a whole lot going on in this one. Some 90s youths with horrible haircuts die in a car crash and find themselves in some sort of limbo as a supernatural edgelord hunts them down. It's a concept that is more interesting than the execution.

I notice that most people are familiar with this through MST3K and that checks out. You'd have to be an idiot to watch this thing alone..

Truly the few highlighs are of the so-bad-that-it-is-fun variety, like this elevator scene:

Edgelord: I will take you to the 7th floor >:I
Protagonist girl: *Stares at the elevator buttons that only go up to 6*
Edgelord: .........
Protagonist girl: .........
Edgelord: .........
Protagonist girl: BuT ThErE Is No 7tH FlOoR :o

Damn girl... You survived this long with an intellect like that? And this film stayed alive for this long with a script like that?!

After watching this I still don't know who Joe Estevez was. Frankly, I don't want to know.. It's a market I could do without!

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